There are currently no open positions in Boulder-Springs Colorado--ANYWHERE. Not even Baristas, not even dog catchers, the only place in the whole freaking state that is hiring is SeemsFree, the world's largest retailer. The higher unemployment gets, more people shop at SeemsFree.

We've got a freaking city to run here, but the nutcase that created the TABOR amendment has made it almost freaking impossible. A few weeks ago this turkey said that city employees should not get paid vacations. THAT makes it easy to find people. You betcha. Don't blame us when the freaking bridges collapse or your water tastes like dog doo. There's only so much anybody can do with NO FREAKING MONEY!!!